to all the smart women i know :p

Posted on Aug 11, 2006 under Uncategorized |
Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.”The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves. “The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?” The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.” The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,”Why is the male brain so much more?” The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.”

*** from a forwarded mail ***

5 Responses to “to all the smart women i know :p”

  1. Lanie G Says:

    Hi Ylan, pagkasi-aw ba ning imong post oy nag-enjoy ko ug basa ani…naa diay baligya nga brain kuyawa no kung tinood kaso mahal kaayo ang sa lalaki compared para sa babae na brain lol. take care

  2. ethel Says:

    weeehhh..brato ra lugar akong brain di ko sogot uy hahhaha…
    akong baloan nga baligya nga brain kay brain of cow hehehe

    Happy weekend mam Ylan.
    Take care!!!

  3. Ylan Says:

    LanieG/Ethel, hahhaha barato rah ang brain sa bayi kay nagamit man kaau, therefore mas grabe ang thinking sa bayi.. whereas ang laki mahal pa sya kay kung baga bago pa walay gamit! walay gamit-gamit sa ilang utok ang mga laki! lol!

    nakalimot ko unsa tong brain ang baligya nga puede lutuon ug kaonon sa taw? yaks! naa gani tung lugar utok sa monkey lutuun nya buhi pa ang monkey bali ablihan ra ang ulo! yay!!!!

    Happy weekend to you both! Ayu-ayu. :)

  4. Lanie Says:

    Funny indeed. ~_^ Kalami man sa isda sa ubos oy! Maka gutom, kalami man sa tinula ana ba! ^_^

    Have a good week. ~_^

  5. Ylan Says:

    Mao gyud Madame, lami kaau ang tuwang isda :)

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