Posted on Jun 27, 2007 under tags |
a tag from Irel… 
What makes your blog unique?
me, the owner! hehe
When did you start blogging?
2004
Is this your first meme?
what’s a meme?
What do you hope to accomplish with your blog?
nothing, i’m just scribbling my thoughts and sentiments here… well maybe gain new friends
What are your feelings on the “blog popularity” issue?
DK! Dun’t Ker!
What’s your favorite childhood memory?
playing pranks 
If you were stranded on a deserted island what three things would you want to have with you?
fully furnished house, food & internet connection
Are you a spiritual person?
yeah
What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?
i’m weird myself 
What is your best quality?
i’m friendly though i’m a snob at first glance
What is your worst quality?
i’m a worrier
Part 1. The History of Ylan.
Were you a planned baby?
yes i think so
Were you the first?
nope
Were your parents married when you were born?
yes
What is your birth date?
july 14 (mark your calendar!)
PART 2: THE FAMILY
Parents married or divorced?
married
Are you an only child?
nope,i have 5 siblings
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?
i’m the 2nd
Which parent do you get along with best?
none
Do you have step-parents?
nope but my 2 siblings have
PART 3: THE FRIENDS
What do you like to do when you are together?
chikachika
Do you share the same interests?
yes
Which friend[s] can you tell everything to?
close friends
PART 4: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have a low self esteem?
sometimes
Do you get depressed about things easily?
yeah, i’m a worrier nga eh (but can eventually get over)
Are you happy right now?
not much
Do you live life to the fullest?
yes i’d like to think so
PART 5: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
not now! im 10 lbs overweight!
Describe your hair?
long and black
How do you dress?
natural & casual, sometimes pakikay sab
Were you a strange child?
i think so! hahaha
PART 7: RANDOM
Are you scared of growing old by yourself?
yes
What is a big worry in your life right now?
money! (prelim na sab!)
PART 8: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
both depends on my mood
Favorite season?
summer
Do you like walking in the rain?
yes only if dili new akong shoes hehe
PART 9: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian?
no, i only eat selected veggies
Favorite food?
ahhh too many to mention here
What food makes you want to gag?
balut!
What is your favorite dessert?
anything chocolate or mango
PART 10: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
Has anyone ever loved you?
ahhmnn he said so! charring!
Do you regret getting your heart broken?
ahhmnnnn…..
Posted on Jun 25, 2007 under blahs |
The rain and the shoes. Uhmnn sounds incoherent? Not really…
Tale 1:
I was already at the gate near the guards’ post when the heavy rain suddenly poured. And i was wearing my new white shoes. What a tragic night! I continued my plight, walked through the streets down to the main gate. The adorable couple Lenny and Gabriel saw me and had me hopped in to their car. “What does this single lady doing alone under the heavy rain?” Gabriel commented. I quipped uhmmnn ahhh i like the rain? Truth of the matter, i was disheartened of what had happened to my new white errr smudged shoes.
Tale 2:
I got a new pair of shoes again. The one with a bronze color. Those colors that sprout the shoes department now a days. The heavy rain poured again that fateful evening. I was glad the ‘Silverado’ will take me home and i wouldn’t have to walk down the zone main gate. Sadly, the rain did not stop and the time has come for me to disembark from the gigantic jeep. My heart sunk when i found out i had no choice but to step on the muddy waters. Imagine how my new shoes would have felt? Yes right, granting the shoes had feelings. Aint that tormenting!?
I like the rain, really. I like it when it rains, just definitely not when it soils my shoes. Especially my new shoes.
Posted on Jun 24, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes |
Thought this is funny…
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license… They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now… You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”.
Posted on Jun 19, 2007 under events |
Hmnnn I kind of owe this blog a long entry. I’d have to retract some happenings from the previous months that i failed to post. I sort of become a forgetful person lately. Hence, i take the time today to log things that had transpired from early quarter of this year to date. Pictures will help me reminisce when i get old! LOL! (granting this blog’s still up and running) So brace yourself… here’s a marathon of picturesssss to share.
March 23, 2007: Meloy’s birthday in Neoneo in Mabolo
the celebrant
labrats wore red against the mice?
me.cleng.alferot
the gurls when he’s awake
the gurls when he’s dreaming! hahah!
May 04, 2007: Farah’s despidida party in Vistamar. Farah’s my former officemate who now resides in New Zealand with her family.
farah and sig (also a former officemate)
May 10, 2007: Mulay’s wedding in Grand Covention. Mulay and I share the same birthdate, only that I’m a year older.
“hailed most beautiful” part 2! hahah!
inside the UCCP church
too many cameras, confused where to look at
there!
ninong si jig!
May 18, 2007: Ate’s last section meeting with us and ‘bring to work your kid day’ in the office.
busy with the CE summer party preparation at the same time (see archives for the entry)
meloy and her “pamana” from ate hehe
aisah with her cd
me too got a cd (gotta be a goodgirl coz it’s a christian album)
oopps neither is my kid! don’t get the wrong idea!
May 28, 2007. Ate Rachel’s despidida party part 1 in Chikahan Resto (our treat). Ate’s my Lead Engineer since i started working with Lear. Been under her for the past 6 years. (yeahh that long!)
apas mi Singapore te! heheh!
June 01, 2007. Ate Rachel’s despidida party part 2 in Park Tower 2 Garden near Ayala (her treat). Her family moved to Singapore already. Her husband was my former officemate too.
for more pics, CLICK HERE!
June 08, 2007. Burg’s wedding, reception’s at Grand Convention same with Mulay.
the only photo we had with the couple (late man gud mi :P)
oiiii
wala lang, nahan lang ko ani nga shot lol!
from gabriel to burgs to splat? (kaw na next??)
sexy moms
just striking a pose
after the reception, i watched ‘Paano Kita Iibigin’ (heheh!) with pai, jonax and rai while these 3 got drunk! LOL!
June 10, 2007. Long weekend for us (no work) so Glorie and her cousin Gingging and I went to Argao.
i went to carcar only to buy this cute tsinelas hahah!
glorie and i, more argao pics, CLICK HERE!
June 14, 2007. Ken’s despidida at Tongs in Marina Mall.
hoist ken look at the camera! you’re holding your tears noh?
nalingaw ko sa cute potato balls!
banned from entering the resto again! (grabee man mukaon! LOL!:D)
busog na mih
June 15, 2007. Dennis’ last day in the office. He’s our former department manager-turned-program manager. He went back to Manila to be with his family.
godbless big D! you sure will miss the great ED team!
nice among sandals noh? trip lang namo magpareha 
ikaw puli nya greg?
listen to the speech not strike a pose!
June 15, 2007. Newbies’ treat to the oldies? Pizza time, most favorite time.
kiat ra gyud among nawng basta kaon!
Pakapin:
nothing, cute lang ang pic mao akong ipost! hahahah! me & seatmate romelyn
So if you noticed, most of the photos are all goodbyes. Sad but life must go on. I will always cherish the memories i had with them and the knowledge they have shared… farewells, welcoming the newbies, weddings - let’s celebrate life!
Posted on Jun 14, 2007 under blahs |
uhhmmnnn ahh today is june 14… one month to go and i’ll be another year younger… waahhh!
i will have to savor the remaining days before another year leaps adding 1 digit to my tender age… hehehe….
Posted on Jun 09, 2007 under blahs |
To all the fathers out there - father bloggers who happen to check out my blog, husbands of my dear blogger friends, single guys who in some way or another are fathers to their siblings (mga tumatayong ama), to all my friends who are fathers (might not read this blog anyway hehe), basta to all the FATHERS out there, to my PAPA, Happy fathers’ day!
Posted on Jun 07, 2007 under forwarded mail |
Lesson In Management
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 dollars if you let me screw you.” But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…..so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend told her to ask him for $200 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened……
She said, “The b#stard used coins!!!”
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it’s entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
Posted on Jun 06, 2007 under tags |
Okay, here’s another piece of me. Enjoy reading!
1. Are you smiling?
– right at this moment? kind of
2. When was the last time you met someone new? And who?
- new colleagues
3. Do you drink wine?
– rarely
4. Tell us when was the last time you were annoyed & why?
– yesterday, the person next to me in the jeepney was so annoying!
5. Did you ever say bad words like f*** etc.? When was the last time you did?
– sometimes when i’m really really fuming with anger!
6. Do you have any friends who are famous?
– well, i have a HS classmate who is a magazine photographer now in California, not famous enough?
7. Last thing you do before going to sleep?
– pray & think of things in the past present future
8. What is your favorite facial moisturizer? using it now?
– i don’t have a favorite yet, i was using ponds last month, nivea last week, now loreal (kay ingon si glorie nindot daw! heheh)
9. Besides your computer, what is your favorite gadget?
– digital camera
10. How many divisions does your parent’s house have?
- wala, payag ra amo balay
11. Did you ever get drunk, to the extent you throw-up? How many times?
– never, i don’t drink too much, a sip or one shot is enough
12. Describe your dream bedroom, size, color of the wallpaper & furnitures, etc.
– bedroom with many pillows, shade of pink hehehe! (simple lang man ko nga tao oi)
13. Your most favorite part of your house?
– i don’t own a house! i’m a bum!
14.How many hours you spend on computer everyday?
- i face the computer 9.6 hours more or less a day, everyday of my life in the office
15. For swimwear, one-piece or two-piece?
– two piece
16. What gift (materially) you want to receive on your next birthday?
– oi it’s nearing! friends don’t forget ha, i accept anything ehehehhe!
17. If you can afford, what luxury car you want to own ?
– i don’t know, im not particular. (come to think of it, i work for an automotive company but i’m dumb when it comes to cars whahaha!)
18. The last time you bought underwear?
– last weekend, cute, boyleg na pink
20. Where did you met your bf/gf/spouse now?
– N.A. (hehehe!) (im open for applicants LOL!)
21. Do you believe that there are instances that cheating is forgivable?
– hmnn tough question but definitely NOT! (heller!)
22. What is the most expensive piece of clothing you have? How much it cost?
– i bought a polo shirt from Bayo, find it expensive for a poloshirt! aw ewan, im chipipay kasi
23. Do you own a boat?
– paper boat hehe
24.Your most favorite viand. (Just one)
– humba with eggs hehe
25. When was the last time you make love?
– hoi i’m still single! (and a dalagang filipina! charring!)
26. If ever, you’ll be given the chance to run for a position, what would it be?
– i’ll pass! i hate politics.
27. Ever joined a beauty & brain contest? Specify.
– i wish! lol!
28. If you have to answer the unforgettable final question of Lara Quigaman, (Ms. International 2005) what will be your answer. “What do you say to the people of the world who have typecasted Filipinos as nannies?”
– Idiots! To whom do you entrust your kids? To nannies? Therefore, we are the ones who norture, care and love your children. What would busy parents do without nannies?
29. Any particular thing you want to buy for you father/husband/bf this father’s day?
– i gave my father a belt last sunday.. mao na toh!
