Archives for September, 2007

islands in the sky :(

Posted on Sep 30, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
The subject title is not followed by a smile but with a frown instead :( Why? Because we didn’t actually reach the area. We went to Balamban passing through transcentral highway, pero nilapas mi! Then dili na puede ka balik ang van kay dili na kasaka. Plus it was raining in the area. :( Too bad, i feel sorry for “Hash” because we didn’t do much on his last weekend with us… we’ll make up next time when he will be back. It’s like we were just having a joy ride or test drive. Toinks!

official wardrobe provider?

Posted on Sep 30, 2007 under blahs | 2 Comments
While i was in Watsons earlier shopping for some toiletries, I received a text message from my cousin. It read as “manang, si gigoy nih, borrow ko ug swimming attire ha kay mag outing mi tomorrow sa portofino..” I knew it was my younger sister who told her to borrow from me. Naks, i am now officially their outfit provider, they know for a fact that i’m always out on beach outings. Arggh! i can’t complain! at least naay sumusunod sa akong kabayot! :P

excited for the weekend

Posted on Sep 28, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
I’m excited for the weekend - i hope it wont rain. We might be going to Moalboal and Islands in the Sky in Balamban. This should be another tiring yet fun weekend. I hope so… :) Happy weekend guys!

speeding?

Posted on Sep 28, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
Speeding?

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

MORAL:

Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies

offroads

Posted on Sep 27, 2007 under blahs, hangout | No Comment
Last Wednesday, we went out with ‘Ash’ and had dinner in Kaona Grill. He must be kind of pissed off because he had to wait for over an hour before we finally left the office. He did not join us girls anymore when we went to Offroads after. Ani ning magkatiguwang, sa kapehan na lang mag-istambay. :P
chillin’ the night away :)

where are the nuns?

Posted on Sep 27, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose head gear partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think i’m going to move to Utah, thera are only 100 nuns living there.”

The second guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Montana, there ae only 50 nuns living there.”

The third guy said, “I want to to go Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there.”

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, “Why don’t you go to hell… there aren’t any nuns there.”

benefits of having a generous husband

Posted on Sep 27, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young woman!

“You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving this house, I want a divorce!”

The husband, replies “Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened”

“Hummmmm, I don’t know, well it’ll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you”

The husband begins to tell his story . . . “While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.”

The husband continues his story . . . . .

“The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

“Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?”

HAR HAR HAR! =)

network analysis

Posted on Sep 27, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
A challenge to everyone, especially to the engineering practitioners :P

To all who know how to solve problems mathematically, something for you all.

Kirchoff’s Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff’s Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise :
Please apply Kirchoff’s Current and Voltage laws to the following figures.

figure 1

figure 2


What? Chicken??!? wahahahaha!!!! (pakatok lang!)

C Prog

Posted on Sep 27, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
What more can i do to myself? I’m really lazy when it comes to programming. I just don’t have the zeal to learn about it. No problem with html programming or anything to do with graphical stuff. But embedded programming? my oh my! I am a nuts for this! I have all what i need - resources and tools but if only it can touch me, it will surely whack me! Jai, my colleague, has been giving me exercises to practice but never had i given him something to check. Not a single exercise! How lousy is that? He is more than willing to teach, ako na lang maikod kay wala koy participation. Hahay! Atot nako oi!

tag from Irel

Posted on Sep 26, 2007 under tags | No Comment
I got this question-tag from Irel. Geezz this tag is rather naughty! LOL!

I am suppose to answer her question and throw back a question to her after. Her question goes like this:

“How true is it? That the body builders have a small penis?”

My answer: Nyahahaha!!!! I don’t know! But i think that is not true. The size of the males’ organ i suppose has nothing to do with being a body builder. Well maybe, it may come off as small since it will be overpowered by their big gigantic muscles! ahahaha!!!!

So my question for you Madame Irel is: Which would you prefer - having to wear slippers all your life or no slipper at all, all your life? Mas nindot sya paminawon sa bisaya, asa ka? magtsinelas sa tibuuk nimo kinabuhi or walay tsinelas sa tibuuk nimong kinabuhi? Nadunggan ko ni sa radyo and nakahinuktuk jud ko pagkadungug sa pangutana. ahaha!