Archives for November, 2007

christmas season launching at the office

Posted on Nov 15, 2007 under blahs | 2 Comments
Tomorrow, they’ll gonna launch the christmas season at the office. They’ll be showing the previews of the dance numbers from different departments to be presented during the christmas company party come December. The presentation of the Santa Claus and the judging will also be done tomorrow. I won’t be able to see it because i’ll be on leave. I’ll be out of town. I asked Garry to take videos so i could see it later. He promised he would so hopefully i won’t be missing a lot.

basya and popoy

Posted on Nov 15, 2007 under blahs, movies | 2 Comments
So last night was the opening of the much awaited movie by the Filipinos - One More Chance. Guess what!?? I was one of those who lined up for the movie tickets hehe! Yes, I filed for a leave last night just so i could watch ‘Basya & Popoy’ heheh! Mellany and Shellyn were all out crying! LOL! The movie was fun and at the same time quite sentimental. Lovers with exes can surely relate! My sympathy goes to Trisia played by Maja. Wanna know what i’m talking about, watch the movie! :)

one more chance

Posted on Nov 13, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
Tomorrow, it’s gonna be the ladies’ night out. We’re gonna go and watch a movie. What movie!?? One More Chance - tagalog movie starred by Bea Alonzo and John Lloyd Cruz! Hek Hek! Wala’y mukontra! :P Bonding moments ni namo sa office hahah! Oh yeah, we do watch tagalog movies sometimes. Wala lang, para lingaw lang. :)

why God made moms?

Posted on Nov 12, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
Second-graders answer questions about the women in their lives.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

joke joke

Posted on Nov 12, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out
riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

“Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”

The philosopher then stepped up, “OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates’ teachings,” With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

“Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, “Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!” With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.

“Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!” The Devil brought forward a chair. “Drill 7 holes on the seat.” The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?”

The Devil inspected the seat and said, “The third hole from the right.” “Wrong,” said the idiot, “it’s from my asshole.” And the idiot went to Heaven.

my face was featured!

Posted on Nov 11, 2007 under blahs | 2 Comments
To avoid being accused of favoritism, i will just not mention the name of the site. :) But i was really overwhelmed when i saw my user ID on the first page of the site. Hehe! Of course, there’s really nothing special to it, it’s just normal that they feature bloggers everyday. I was just amused when i saw my face, that’s all! LOL! :D Although, Carlota has been telling me that she saw my picture many times already but i wanted to see it for myself. Haha!

spot me! :p

pastor’s business card

Posted on Nov 11, 2007 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned in the collection plate. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins:
“Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”

Genesis 3:10 reads:
“I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”

haha!

what a weekend!

Posted on Nov 11, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
My weekend is opposite to exciting. Right! I woke up at around 10:00am, immediately went to do my laundry. And opps, hand wash not machine wash. I took lunch after finishing and went to a parlor nearby to have a pedicure. (charring! lol!) Feel lang nako, kapoi baya manglaba ha! Then i went to Ayala but the mall closes at 8pm so after Ayala, I procedeed to Metro Colon. O di ba? Dah nanakit lagi tiil ug tuyuk-tuyuk! That’s my very very exciting weekend. I hope you get that i’m being sarcastic. :P

‘07 section christmas party

Posted on Nov 10, 2007 under blahs | No Comment
Aside from the company wide and department christmas parties, we usually have our own section christmas party. Last year, it was held in Tongs in Panagdait. It was fun because of course we had our exchanging gifts or manito/manita. The most memorable nickname then was Murbella. Funny thing was, the one who picked her name gave her an umbrella because he said murbella is from the word umbrella. LOL!

I hope there will still be a section party for this year…

sa tinuud lang

Posted on Nov 09, 2007 under blahs | 2 Comments
Ok, i’m gonna speak in my native tongue. Sa pagkatinuud lang, nalipung na gyud ko ug himo-himo ug posts lat-ang lat-ang para sa mga binayran nga posts. Kakapoi oi! dili lalim ang manginabuhi! Kasurrenderon nako anih kalakiha hehe! Nisamot na raba gamay ang ilis sa dolyares ron dah! Tsk! Kamo diha? Ok pa mo? LOL! :D So sa akong mga fans diha (naa ba?), pasensya namo if usahay wala ni pulos akong ipamutang diri! hehe! trabaho lang!