Anyways, here’s the award, cute noh? hehe!
I’m passing the award to Carlota, Irel, Glorie, Splat, Gwenn and Aneshka.
the picture tells us so much about the movie title 
CANCER WOMAN
When she is in love, she will act both ways. First, Shy and polite trembling to be near you. Second, Attach to you like glue and trying to be with you all the times. She will try to go home with you after work, or have every lunch with you. It is O.K. if you like her too, but if is is not the case, you will feel very uncomfortable.
She hates to be talked about or gossiped by someone else. If she knows she will be very hurt. In nature she is a shy type, except she has been influenced by some other Zodiac. She is not a brave or daring type, so if you like her then you better be the one who start first. She will not accept her true feeling, so if you like here you better tell her first.
She is like a musical note always change in tunes, so one minute she can be funny and cheerful, and one minute she can be sad and depress. Other people may think of her as “Over-acting”, or “Over-reacting”.
When she is depress, she will go out and look for things to make it up. She loves money, and thinks of having “Money” as “happy”, not as “God”. She will not look down at you if you do not have a lot of money, but she will help you make money, save money. She is not an extravagant person and sometimes will tell you not to buy her expensive and not useful gift.
She is the type who enjoy a long and quiet walk. Cancer woman also influenced by the “moon”, so under the moon light she will be fascinating woman.
She has a constant fear for many things. She fear of not being smart enough, not pretty enough. Even if she is not fat, she will not be satisfy. Assuring her of her look would help, because she can change mood 4 times a day.
She is not stingy, but you will not surprise if you see she collecting old or broken junks. She sees that everything are useful to her. She will find a way to re-use it again some day. She is not a jealous type,but possessive.
The best part of her is that she will sacrifice everything for her love one with no limit. Don’t leave her in times of troubles, she will never forget it. She is not a weak type, even she looks like one, Example if you argue with her, she might cry her heart out. Once you left, she will wipe her tears and start clean up her apartment normally.
She is a very careful mother and will look after her kids every steps of the way. If she is a mother of your children, you are at ease, but if she is your mother in law, you are in pain. Not to worry, this type of mother in law will not let her own daughter being an “Old mate”.
She could be moody and argue with you in many little things like many women, but she always wait and want to take care of you. If you argue with her and disappear a few days, she will be waiting for you, but not for long O.K. This kind of testing is risky, try not to do it.
The Cancer woman need 2 things to be happy which are “Work” and “Love”. She can be live in a dusty house, but she can not live in that same house with no Love.
lami sya!
o di ba, my favorite combo hehe
puede ra gyud ko pakan-on ug loglog permi
2. WHAT TIME DID U WAKE UP?
10:00 am
3. DID U GO SOMEWHERE YESTERDAY?
no
4. WHAT DID U DO THERE?
-
5. HOW OLD ARE U?
29
6. ARE U MATURE OR IMMATURE?
i can be both
7. WHAT DO U CALL UR MOM & DAD?
mama/papa
8. ARE U AN ONLY CHILD?
no, i have 5 sisters
9. WHERE DO U GO SHOPPING?
tsb
10. DO U LIKE SCHOOL?
before, i do
11. DO U LIKE BOOKS?
not so
12. DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED?
yes
13. WITH WHOM?
no idea
14. ARE U SPOILED?
a resounding no
15. WHATS THE MOST FLATTERING COMPLIMENT U EVER GOT?
when people say i make them laugh
16. ONLY GIRL/BOY IN THE FAMILY?
we are girls in the family
17. IF U WERE TO MARRY A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
matt damon
18. WOULD U LIKE TO MEET Josh Hartnett?
sure!
19. where do u think ur bestfriend is?
manila / santander
20. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME U TALKED TO UR BESTFRIEND?
last last month
21. U THINK SHE/HE NEEDS U NOW?
maybe
23. WHAT DO U WANT FOR UR BIRTHDAY?
surprise me!
25. IF U WERE TO BUY A CAR, WHICH CAR WOULD IT BE?
any basta big bars
26. A DUET WITH HEART EVANGELISTA?
no thanks!
27. DO U WEAR MAKE-UP?
sometimes only
28. WHAT LIP BALM DO U USE?
loreal
29. WOULD U GET A TATOO?
not in my age now
30. BELLY PIERCE?
no thanks
31. HOW MANY KIDS DO U WANT?
2-4
32. DO U HAVE ANY HOMEWORK?
i quit my masteral
33. ANY SONG THAT YOU’RE LISTENING?
none
34. DO U BELIEVE IN SPELLS?
not really
35. WHERE DO U WANT TO GO NOW?
malls
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who’s the pig that did this to you?? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge.”
“If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “Then please you try again.”
Heheheh!
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 dollars if you let me screw you.” But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her oyfriend…..so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend told her to ask him for $200 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened……
She said, “The b#stard used coins!!!”
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it’s entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: ” Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: ” An Italian girl!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for - an Italian girl !!”
“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!”
Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they are dangerous !