Archives for January, 2008

onions

Posted on Jan 14, 2008 under forwarded mail, jokes | No Comment
A bit late but thought this is funny!

Onions & Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.” “Onions?” “Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?” The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”

pink recipe book

Posted on Jan 12, 2008 under pink stuff | No Comment
Last December, the COOP office came here to our facility and sold some children’s books. They were nice and were sold at lower prices compared to from bookstores. I bought some and gave it to my godchildren.

i like to color them myself

i saved 2 for myself, hek hek

might help prevent my brain from getting rusty

pink recipe book! hello!?! :D

pink pillow

Posted on Jan 12, 2008 under gifts, pink stuff | No Comment
My Manito wasn’t able to attend our Christmas party ‘07. Imagine my grief when I was the only one who didn’t receive any gift?!? My heart sunk! Wahhhhh!!!!! Gladly, he brought me this cute pink teddy pillow the working day after. I was relieved. :P

it’s not only pink, but with teddy bear prints, oh just how i like it!

pink watch

Posted on Jan 12, 2008 under gifts, pink stuff | No Comment
My seatmate, thoughtful as she is brought me a pink watch when she arrived from China last December. She bought it for she know i’d be happy to receive anything pink. :)

aint that cute? ;)

chocolate

Posted on Jan 12, 2008 under gifts, pink stuff | No Comment
I received this chocolate from a colleague who just arrived from Spain last December. Well, what do you know, i sure am delighted even just for the wrapper. :P

coffee prince

Posted on Jan 12, 2008 under blahs, koreanovelas | No Comment
I was watching this Koreanovela last night entitled Coffee Prince. I caught myself grinning to a particular scene where the lady (mother of the supposedly lead female star) was writing down notes. It’s like she’s been contemplating on how to help her daughter who has been doing all sorts of job while she herself was all along just spending. The mother probably felt guilty and wrote the following:

1. Leather bags are my enemy.
2. Shopping is next to bankruptcy.
3. Pink is an angel from hell. (my favorite line, lol!) The mother after writing this told her daughter that it’s because she’s addicted to pink stuff.

Hmnnn I could make those lines my personal mantra too! LOL!

what your name means?

Posted on Jan 11, 2008 under tags | No Comment
I got tagged by Chikai. This is really easy. All you have to do is spell your name using the letters and their corresponding meanings.

Here’s Mine:

Y: Loved by everyone
L: BEST SMILE
A: Gorgeous
N: Sexy

Whew! What more could i say? sure sure sure! LOL! :D

Name Meaning Here:

A: Gorgeous
B: Loves people
C: Really easy to fall in love with
D: Is great in bed
E: deeply in love with his/her gf/bf
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Never let people tell you what to do
H:Freakin’ beautiful eyes
I: Loves to laugh
J: Makes people laugh
K: Really silly
L: BEST SMILE
M: Makes dating fun
N: Sexy
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good bf/gf
S: Lives life for fun
T: Great kisser
U: Gets blamed for everything
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Loved by everyone
Z: Lives life for fun

Anyone who finds this tag fun, just go grab it! :)

on my revised layout :)

Posted on Jan 11, 2008 under blahs | No Comment
If you know me, you need not to react, you should know that i have a weird addiction to pink! Addiction that i’m still in denial even up to these days. LOL! :D

Happy weekend everyone! :)

Top 10 Mysteries of the Mind

Posted on Jan 09, 2008 under forwarded mail | No Comment
I forgot where i got this or who sent this to my email. Anyhow, i thought it’s interesting and yeah worth pondering. Here…

Top 10 Mysteries of the Mind

1. Sweet Dreams

2. Slumber Sleuth

3. Phantom Feelings

4. Mission Control

5. Memory Lane

6. Brain Teaser

7. Nature vs. Nurture

8. Mortal Mystery

9. Deep Freeze

10. Consciousness

two’s: a tag

Posted on Jan 09, 2008 under tags | No Comment
Here’s another tag from Carlota. Here goes:

1. Two names I go by: Lany & Ylan
2. Two things I am wearing right now: office uniform (slacks&longsleeves)
3. Two things I want (or have) in a relationship: Love & Trust
4. Two things I like to do: watching movies & making scraps
5. Two things I want very badly in this moment: sleep & massage
6. Two things I did last night: watched LOST and watched LOST (heheh!)
7. Two things I ate today: porkchop & icecream
8. Two persons I last spoke to: romelyn & junor
9. Two things I am doing tomorrow: continue with my tasks & attend telecon
10. Two favourite days of the week: Friday & Saturday
11. Two favourite holidays: Christmas & Holy Week
12. Two favourite beverages: fruit juices & tequila (hek hek)
13. Two things about me that you may not have known: i’m sensitive (but not in a bad way)
14. Two jobs that I have had in my life: lab assistant & validation engineer
15. Two movies I would watch over and over: Lovers In Paris & My Girl (LOL!)
16. Two places I have lived: USA & Philippines
17. Two of my favourite food: Filipino & italian
18. Two places I would rather be right now: Michigan (US), Australia

Anyone interested, just grab the tag. :)