text jokes

Posted on Mar 27, 2009 under text jokes |

My inbox was flooded with text jokes the other day and instead of forwarding them through my phone, i’d rather post them down here.

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Doy: Gwapoha sa imong cp oi!
Bok: Daug nako sa lumba dagan
Doy: Mo ba? Asa?
Bok: Sa pier!
Doy: Pila mo nanagan?
Bok: Tulo - ang pulis, ang ta-iya ug ako!

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Sa isang inuman:

Juan: pare, gulonggulo isip ko…parang i love you..
Pedro: stop it pare!!!……….. just prove it! nyahaha!!!

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Nagpamanicure si Juan samtang nagpatupi.

Juan: Date ta dai beh?
Manicurista: Minyo man ko.
Juan: Ingna imong bana may lakwon ka!
Manicurista: Ikaw sulti, syay gatupi nimo ron!

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In a remote barrio, curfew set at 10pm. Anyone caught inig curfew, pusilon.

Kapitan: 9:45pm pa man, ngano imo sya gipusil?
Sundalo: Katoltol ko ila balay, dili na sya kaabot! Heheh!

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If cinderella’s glass slippers fit perfectly, why did it fall off along the way?
Maybe it speaks about 1 important lesson:
“igat jud na sya, bilinbilin arun gukurun!” Haha!

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Boy1: Bai, nakigbreak akong gf! Giforwardan pa ko ug pix nila sa iyang bf sa motel!
Boy2: Ha? Niunsa pud ka?
Boy1: Giforward pud nako sa iyang papa! Hahaha, kulatahon to ron!

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