more funny text jokes

Posted on Apr 08, 2009 under text jokes |

Some of you must be on the verge of observing some activities in line with the holy week already, like visiting churches, etc. Anyhow, let me share another set of funny text jokes…

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Girl: kabalo ka mura baya ka ug drugs
Boy: (Kilig) Ngano man? Maka adik ko?
Girl: Di. Makaguba ka ug future!

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Pare1: Pare ang lakas ng boses mo kagabi. Tuwang tuwa ako, mukhang natuto ka ng lumaban kay kumare!
Pare2: Wala sya kagabi pare, kaya nagpraktis ako! toink!

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Apo: La, maau kaau among titser, gitudluan mi ug maayong pamatasan.
Lola: Aw, unya kabalo naka murespeto sa mga tigulang?
Apo: Alangan! Amaw! Gitudluan gani, bugo! (ahaha!)

Sorry for those who cannot understand some of the terms. Translating the words might diminish the joke. :D

3 Responses to “more funny text jokes”

  1. miah Says:

    hahahaha.. gusto pa ka’g textjokes.. ari diri: http://www.meiyah.info/2009/02/text-jokes-3

  2. pink thoughts Says:

    Hello Ylan! Thanks for visiting my site. By the way, you are very much welcome to join Pink Fridays. Please refer to this post for more details: http://www.pinkthoughts.com/2008/12/lets-play-pink-fridays.html Hope to see you this Friday!

  3. Ylan Says:

    Miah - pagkasiaw man gud aning ubang text jokes, kapoi forward kalas piso, ari na lang ipost hehe!

    Pink - thanks! i sure will join :)

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