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more funny text jokes

Posted on Apr 08, 2009 under text jokes | 3 Comments

Some of you must be on the verge of observing some activities in line with the holy week already, like visiting churches, etc. Anyhow, let me share another set of funny text jokes…

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Girl: kabalo ka mura baya ka ug drugs
Boy: (Kilig) Ngano man? Maka adik ko?
Girl: Di. Makaguba ka ug future!

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Pare1: Pare ang lakas ng boses mo kagabi. Tuwang tuwa ako, mukhang natuto ka ng lumaban kay kumare!
Pare2: Wala sya kagabi pare, kaya nagpraktis ako! toink!

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Apo: La, maau kaau among titser, gitudluan mi ug maayong pamatasan.
Lola: Aw, unya kabalo naka murespeto sa mga tigulang?
Apo: Alangan! Amaw! Gitudluan gani, bugo! (ahaha!)

Sorry for those who cannot understand some of the terms. Translating the words might diminish the joke. :D

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Posted on Mar 27, 2009 under text jokes | 1 Comment

My inbox was flooded with text jokes the other day and instead of forwarding them through my phone, i’d rather post them down here.

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Doy: Gwapoha sa imong cp oi!
Bok: Daug nako sa lumba dagan
Doy: Mo ba? Asa?
Bok: Sa pier!
Doy: Pila mo nanagan?
Bok: Tulo - ang pulis, ang ta-iya ug ako!

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Sa isang inuman:

Juan: pare, gulonggulo isip ko…parang i love you..
Pedro: stop it pare!!!……….. just prove it! nyahaha!!!

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Nagpamanicure si Juan samtang nagpatupi.

Juan: Date ta dai beh?
Manicurista: Minyo man ko.
Juan: Ingna imong bana may lakwon ka!
Manicurista: Ikaw sulti, syay gatupi nimo ron!

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In a remote barrio, curfew set at 10pm. Anyone caught inig curfew, pusilon.

Kapitan: 9:45pm pa man, ngano imo sya gipusil?
Sundalo: Katoltol ko ila balay, dili na sya kaabot! Heheh!

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If cinderella’s glass slippers fit perfectly, why did it fall off along the way?
Maybe it speaks about 1 important lesson:
“igat jud na sya, bilinbilin arun gukurun!” Haha!

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Boy1: Bai, nakigbreak akong gf! Giforwardan pa ko ug pix nila sa iyang bf sa motel!
Boy2: Ha? Niunsa pud ka?
Boy1: Giforward pud nako sa iyang papa! Hahaha, kulatahon to ron!

kagalit…

Posted on Sep 06, 2007 under text jokes | 4 Comments

Pari: Sino ang may kagalit?

(Nagtaas kamay lahat except si lola.)

Pari: Si lola lang ang walang kagalit. Ano edad nyo, lola?

Lola: 90 anyos na

Pari: Tingnan ninyo si lola, 90 anyos na wala pa ring kagalit.
Bakit wala kayong kagalit, lola?

Lola: Patay na ang mga put@ng ina!

hehehe!!!!

Juan and the Teacher

Posted on Aug 14, 2007 under text jokes | No Comment
Teacher: Juan read your 500 words essay to your classmates.
Juan: Ok Maam!
My Miming bow! I have a miming. My miming is lost. So i went outside the house and look for my miming. ming481x!

Hehe did you get the joke? :D